excuse me u have a lion in ur house
excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing
where can i buy these dogs
it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs
Rugrats was really twisted.
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.
SHE GETS SO EXCITED ABOUT IT
ITS NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET, EMILY, CHILL
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
this child dresses better than every guy in my school