A Life? What the Hell is That?

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is

ibenchyou:

Swan Queen + fandom jokes

bonus:
image
pleatedjeans:

via
Regina: How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit
Regina: But no homo lol.
Emma: *walks in*
Regina: Wait, never mind, full homo.

"Glass?""Every story needs a memorable detail."

"Glass?"
"Every story needs a memorable detail."